07.01.08
Posted in Security at 1:50 am by admin
I am so pissed off right now. I’ve just found out that for months my blogs and other sites have been, without my permission, blocked by my own hosting company.
I seriously did not know what the heck was going on with my SERPS. I just figured that Google had just given up on me, discarded me for better content. If that had anything to do with me losing my pagerank then I am going to be terribly upset. This blog had a pagerank of 2, with a future pagerank of 5, and now it is zero. My other blog, a 4, now zero.
I am now definitely paranoid about if they’ll change it back. Does that mean I have to check all of my sites everyday in fear of my hosting company blocking me?
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06.28.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 11:47 pm by admin
The people that make up the New York Tolling board, who set toll prices every person has to pay, drive New York toll free for life. This is despicable. How can a rule be fair when the people that make them don’t have to abide by them? The board members get free tolls for life, even after they leave their position. And it’s not like they can’t afford it. Former Chairman Peter Kalikow owns at least eight exotic cars, one being a a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California Spyder; a similar model sold recently for $10.9 million dollars.
Who is going to stop the corruption? How can it be stopped when the people abusing their power are making all the rules?
Image from quickhidehere.blogspot.com
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05.31.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 11:00 pm by admin
You know what would be really cool? If Google would actually include my webpages in its search engine. I think I have some pretty good things to say, to share and do, and I’m definitely not a spambot. So why can’t I get in, huh?
I just realized today that my actual pages aren’t even in the search results. If you were to look for “dicklogan”, it would take you to my Digg, Stumbleupon, and other online media sharing accounts.
I was hoping that the links from Digg and some forums would be at least strong enough for the Googlebot to want to save the pages, but I guess that’s not the case. It looks like I’m going to have to become a more aggressive link exchanger if I want to see any results.
But it’s getting hard. Sites are becoming more competitive than ever. It is not uncommon now for even a blog to have a group of two or more people working on it constantly.
Gotta keep drudging along and doing what The Man wants I guess.
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04.15.08
Posted in Uncategorized at 5:32 pm by admin
Senator Arlen Specter says he has been diagnosed with an acute form of the zombie virus and expects to remain in office. “I feel as healthy as I’ve ever been”, says the senator, gnawing on the brain of a Kentucky journalist. “A few brains here and there aren’t going to hurt me, and I feel the same as I’ve ever been”.
Senator Specter is looking into legislation that would make legal the purchase of brains from freshly dead corpses in hospitals and accidents.
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Posted in Uncategorized at 1:42 pm by admin
Let’s face it, zombie attacks are not very fun. They are even worse if the undead come knocking at your door and you find yourself stuck with a lousy beer. In order to prevent this unfortunate occurrence from happening, we’ve come up with a list of the top ten beers to drink during a zombie attack. So delicious, they’re to un-die for.
10. Resurrection
During the fermentation of the first batch of this beer, the yeast “died” and was “resurrected,” in much the same way people outside the house are dying and becoming resurrected, only in a much more literal way and without the quotation marks. Made with five types of barley malt and plenty of sugar, the beer is quite strong and flavorful, without being too sweet.
9. Black Death
The Black Death was not a happy time for mankind, but at least back then they didn’t have to worry about fighting zombies. Viewed from this perspective, the Black Death beer can bring back memories of the good ol’ days, before people rose from the dead and hungered for brains. Because of this, Black Death beer makes a great addition to your post-apocalyptic alcohol collection.
8. Dead Guy Ale
It was originally created to celebrate the Mayan Day of the Dead on November 1, so it’s comforting to know the beer has already proved itself worthy on the battlefield. According to their website, Dead Guy Ale is a German-style Maibock made with a malty aroma, rich hearty flavor and a well balanced finish.
7. Gravedigger
I can’t imagine why you would be digging a grave during a zombie siege, unless it was your own. If that’s the case, it’s perfect for giving that extra buzz while you dig a deep hole to rest your cranially damaged head into, so as not to come back a zombie yourself. Brewed by DogFish.
6. Immort Ale
This beer is only sold in the spring, so if you would like to have it on hand during a zombie attack at any other time of the year, please plan accordingly. Pours a little reddish hue in color.
5. La Guillotine
Although it is not likely that you would have the physical contraption, you can still at least have the beer. It tastes so good that, when reinforcing window planks, some zombies seem more interested in grabbing it out of my hand than my hand itself. They seem to lose their head over it.
4. Orkney Skullsplitter
3. Trompe La Mort (Mistaken Death)
Mistaken Death can take on a variety of meanings. The mistaken assumption that a zombie is dead and will not rise is the most dangerous. To check if a corpse is truly dead or not, sprinkle a little bit of this beer on the lips. If the body starts licking its lips, be prepared to bolt.
2. La Fin Du Monde (The End of the World)
We can all agree that sometimes during a zombie attack we can become discouraged, feeling almost as if it were the end of the world. So, what better way to accept the end of the world than by drinking the beer of the same name? La Fin Du Monde is a delicious Belgian-style triple fermentation golden ale, which will leave you feeling fine all the way to the end.
1. Ale Of The Living Dead
What do you do when the last of the barricades have been broken and legless corpses are crawling at your feet? Bust out a bottle of Ale of the Living Dead, of course! This beer was brewed for the “Night of the Living Dead” / 7th birthday party bash at the Magic Hat brewery. It’s made with 80% domestic pale malt, 15% carared malt, 5% melanoidin malt, and garlic to say the least. It’s definitely a beer you’ll keep coming back for, even after you’re dead.
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04.13.08
Posted in Offbeat News at 2:42 pm by admin
Improve your beer pong play. Here are some tips to get you on the way to the win.
1. Practice makes perfect
It’s true what they say, practice makes perfect. Play beer pong whenever you can, and often. You can even practice beer pong without any beer, just water. That’s perfect for the times you have a craving to play before having to head off to work.
2. Aim for one cup
You will find your accuracy increase dramatically once you stop shooting all whilly nilly and just focus on one cup. When you aim for one cup, you’re no longer playing a game of chance but a game of skill.
3. Get a good arc
The nicer the arc, the better chances of you making it in the cup. Straight sniping is not recommended, as the chance of getting it in the cup you were aiming for is very low along with the unlikely chance of making other cups around it by accident.
4. Don’t get distracted
Remember, you’re playing beer pong to win. You can have fun, but don’t get distracted. This also means don’t try to focus too much on the other team’s distractions and horse play.
5. Know when to give up the bounce
If you’ve already bounced once, the chance of the next bounce being blocked is considerably greater. Know when to stop throwing the bounce, especially if you and your partner sucks at it.
These should definitely put you on your way for improving your game.
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Posted in Entertainment at 12:07 pm by admin
Rule: Drink whenever a dinosaur roars
This Jurassic Park drinking game can be a lot of fun and a challenge to you beer carnosaurs, ahem, I mean ‘connoisseurs’ out there. There may be times in the movie where a roar is not heard for quite a while, then a roaring storm erupts. The game begins early too, the opening scene with the raptor being transported into its holding cage will get you started off with a good buzz that will last you right through the slower parts in the beginning.
Try to keep up and make it through the whole movie drinking without becoming extinct!
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12.15.07
Posted in Uncategorized at 7:53 am by admin
I can make too much money but until now I’ve been too lazy to do it. I’m going to do it now, and not tell you.
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Posted in Uncategorized at 6:06 am by admin
Mouth is alive. Juice is like wine.
scent and a sound. I’m lost and I’m found.
and I’m HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
It means so much to me, like a virgin, or a pretty view…
but then I’m sure that you, know it’s just for you.
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Posted in Uncategorized at 5:03 am by admin
I come from a small town so when I come to Columbus, I personally think it’s not safe to NOT lock the door, no matter how close to campus you think you are or even if you live in a relatively “safe” part of the city. My roommates don’t lock the door, which makes me say wtf.
I made fourteen cents so far today with one click, so if you’re interested in making money then dream about doing that.
So what the fuck why don’t they lock the door?
Also, while I’m in drunk mode, I’ll let you in on a little secret in being known on the Internet. Content is only king these days if it is comics, games, videos, etc, information these days is free and monopolized by google, yahoo answers, etc. So to be known now you need to make some form of visual entertainment, to make people coming back for more. You can copyright or trademark your own characters and comics, but not information.
I realized this awhile ago but I wasn’t going to say it online because I was afraid someone would give me more competition in whatever I recommended to do but fuck it, consider yourself lucky.
I also registered a shit ton of knol domains, what the hell are you guys waiting for?
My simpsons footwarmer things are really warm and in the shape of homer simpsons’ head, but they’re fucking made in China. Yeah I feel bad about buying them too.
Also join my RSS because every fucking site I read tells me to get subscribers but I’m too lazy to install plugins that are supposed to get you to subliminally join and I’ll just tell you straight up now.
ok bye.
P.S. I love the movie Aliens and the comments made earlier on digg on the video where the dude flipped out on the flight, I was the one that commented on the cornbread quote with the illegal alien quote by Hudson.
Shut up about this default wordpress template.
night.
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